VAT 69  - Apparently it's the favorite whisky of Freddy Heineken himself.
You should think he would be able to afford something better.
This whisky is best used as either a pain- or party-killer. The less said the better.

My Personal Whisky Warnings

Ballantine's - Widely available, and that's about the only positive quality of this whisky. I had to drink it during my skiing-trip to France last winter because it was the only thing on offer apart from a lot of strange looking green liqueurs and wine in plastic cans.

MacAllister 8 yrs. - The label boasts about "Pure Malt".
It's a vatted malt that combines the worst of several single malts; an incredible bad blending job. Not a nice experience altogether. This gives malt whisky a bad name.

Glen Talloch - Another major disappointment. Fortunately, this is available only in Holland. Sharp and dull at the same time. Hard to believe there's any malt whisky in this blend. The 8 yrs. "Pure Malt" vatted malt version used to be quite good in previous bottlings, but these days it's major crap also.

Johnnie Walker Red - How can they sell so much of the stuff?
It boggles my mind every time I doubt myself and decide to give it another good tasting on the reasoning that millions of people can't be wrong. Or can they?

Grant's - Never trust anything in a triangular bottle...
The malty taste overpowers everything else.  No balance whatsoever.
I'm ashamed to admit it was one of my favorites in the "early days", before I discovered Teacher's and single malts.

BlackBarrel - Single Grain from W. Grant & Sons - the people that bring us Grant's and Glenfiddich. I should have known better. It's more like cheap wodka than whisky.
Perfect for cocktails, though, because you won't even know it's there.

Famous Grouse - Nasty stuff, especially considering the blend is said to contain Bunnahabhain and Highland Park. Even people I personally know seem to like it, though....
I wonder why. Perhaps the company should concentrate on crockery instead of distillation.

William Lawson's - This whisky tastes just as bad as it's TV-commercial looks stupid. No character whatsoever - and yet it manages to numb your tongue for hours.
I only use it to "spice up" a glass of Bailey's on a cold winter night.

During my journeys through whisky-land I've encountered quite a few pretty awful whiskies. Fortunately, most of the lethal liquids mentioned on the previous, 'Worst Whiskies' page are not widely available. But that doesn't mean it's safe to go into a bar (or liquorist) and order any whisky you like. It's amazing how much semi-whisky is sold to so many innocent customers.

When I say 'semi-whisky', I'm talking about the stuff that rates between 10 and 30 in my personal rating system ; not exactly the absolute worst whiskies in the world, but highly avoidable nonetheless. Be smart and make sure to avoid these horrible concoctions.

Remember that these personal warnings just reflect my own personal opinion. You might disagree, and you're quite welcome to do so. After all, what fun would discussions about whisky be if we all agreed Lagavulin 16 yrs. is the best whisky in this galaxy?

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Don't let these sad reports get you down, however. There are some very nice blends available, even for people with limited assets.
Teacher's and Clan Campbell are nice and very affordable blends. If you've got a little extra to spare, Teacher's "60" and 12 yrs. old are great, as well as Chivas Regal and Johnnie Walker Black Label.

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